Monday, April 4, 2011


Funny Things My Kids Say

Ellie, while cleaning the girl's bathroom, made a discovery that she was so excited to share -  
"Look Mama,  this toilet paper ripped in the shape of Oklahoma!"

Molly at the salad bar, pointing to the cottage cheese - 
"I really want some of that cotton cheese Mama".

Edward to Jack at the dinner table  -
"Must I pander to your incompetence?"  

When I asked him what he meant by that he said, smiling,
"I heard it on my story tape.  I have no idea what it means, but it sounds funny!"

I've got nothing incriminating on Jack but the minister at church said last week about him,
"Man that's a great laugh!  If you could only bottle it for sale,  you could make a fortune."

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