Funny Things My Kids Say
Ellie, while cleaning the girl's bathroom, made a discovery that she was so excited to share -
"Look Mama, this toilet paper ripped in the shape of Oklahoma!"
Molly at the salad bar, pointing to the cottage cheese -
"I really want some of that cotton cheese Mama".
Edward to Jack at the dinner table -
"Must I pander to your incompetence?"
When I asked him what he meant by that he said, smiling,
"I heard it on my story tape. I have no idea what it means, but it sounds funny!"
I've got nothing incriminating on Jack but the minister at church said last week about him,
"Man that's a great laugh! If you could only bottle it for sale, you could make a fortune."